Hey remember when life used to be happy?
Haha, me neither. I’m dead inside.
THINGS. HAVE. BEEN. BLEAK. ever since Trump was elected. He just can’t seem to chill with his tweet storms or chill with the whole being a really bad person thing.
And now we’re less than a week away from the inauguration, and things are looking as grim as ever.
The Obamas are making their final speeches and preparing to leave the White House — and US — and Americans are just like, PLZ, NO. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE.
PLEASE JUST STAY. MAYBE IF YOU LITERALLY DON’T PHYSICALLY MOVE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AT ALL, TRUMP WILL JUST GET ANNOYED AND WALK AWAY!!!
STAY WITH ME, BARRY AND MICHELLE. YOU’RE ALL I NEED.
But the Obamas have to leave. And Trump’s going to be sworn in as president at the end of this week. And literally all of Twitter has started to just accept that this week is the beginning of the end.
Hey, if we’re doomed, why not embrace the doom?
Here are some tweets that prove that most of America is just preparing for what appears to be the beginning of the end of the world.
Peace out, America! We had a good run!
We’ve only been in 2017 for two weeks and we’re already ready for it to end.
ok 2017, we’ve seen enough. bring in 2018.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 4, 2017
entering 2017 like pic.twitter.com/FykyPPzTpM
— Ziwe (@ziwe) December 23, 2016
We’re starting to feel a LITTLE ABANDONED by Barry and Michelle.
“So you just gon’ leave?” pic.twitter.com/fWCY9Nrtxp
— YOUNG HOT EBONY (@YOUNGHOTEBONY_) January 11, 2017
the only thing that’ll make me feel better right now is a shirt with michelle obama’s face on it
— Rachel Charlene (@RachelCharleneL) January 11, 2017
A general sense of hopelessness really seems to be the theme throughout the internet.
do u ever feel
like a plastic bag
drifting through the wind
getting ignored by everyone
because no one cleans up
our planet is dying
— Katie Corvino (@kTc0rvin0) January 9, 2017
*looks to the sky*
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 11, 2017
*trump attacks civil rights leader during martin luther king weekend*
— Ziwe (@ziwe) January 14, 2017
And you know what? I’m cool with it. If the world’s gonna end, let’s just speed up this process.
The world was supposed to end exactly 4 years ago. Why didn’t it
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) December 21, 2016
yes we are pic.twitter.com/ilz9VVQuEB
— jon hendren (@fart) January 10, 2017
Always look on the bright side of life.
#TodayIsGoingToBeGreatBecause there’s always a chance i might die
— Theresa Massony (@tmassony) January 10, 2017
My stress level on inauguration day will be at an all-time high.
Really scouring the market for like a really cute, perfect throw pillow to scream into on Inauguration Day
— rosebud baker (@rosebudbaker) November 23, 2016
WE’RE ALL FUCKED
— Abby Norman (@abbymnorman) January 12, 2017
Welp, happy inauguration week, America! Can’t wait to see what the future has in store!
But also, let’s not forget this one important detail: