If you think you’re having a bad day, I promise you it could definitely be worse.
And if you’re not already sitting, please, have a seat. This one is going to be a doozy.
A Reddit user by the name “mintyvag101” wrote a post in the “Today, I Fucked Up” thread titled: “TIFU by accidentally using my sister’s toothbrush as a vibrator.”
We’ve all been there, right?
No? Yes? Bueller? Well, in case you haven’t been there, allow me to set the scene for you.
“Mintyvag101” was spending a week at her parents’ house, and because she plans ahead like the wonderfully saxually enlightened woman that she is, she packed what she calls her “lil miss cat scrubber.”
Perhaps it should be noted the scrubber is not a traditional dildo or vibrator, but instead, a vibrating toothbrush.
The Reddit user wrote:
So I’m laying in bed and I decided to do my business but I couldn’t find my toothbrush. Remembering I put it in my overnight bag that was in the bathroom I went to grab it. I should have thought it was weird that it was sitting on the counter and not in my bag but I was clouded by my sax hormones and the drive to make myself cum.
After the deed was done, she began to put her clothes back on, but stopped when she noticed an odd smell.
No, it wasn’t the kind of smell that’ll make you call up your gyno and start sobbing uncontrollably.
It was a minty smell. A minty smell that smelled… smelly.
That’s when “mintyvag101” realized what she had done.
She rushed to the bathroom to throw out the tainted toothbrush and pretend none of this ever happened.
But it was too late.
Well that’s when my sister decided to walk into the bathroom, saw me holding her toothbrush, grabbed it from my hands and started putting toothpaste on it. (We have the same color of toothbrush, but she wouldn’t have known as I don’t display my pleasure tool to everyone).
She watched in horror as her sister scrubbed her teeth with what had just scrubbed her own vag.
It’s nothing short of a miracle that her sister still hasn’t realized what actually went down.
I am in the clear. Moving on like it never happened.
Maybe I’m stating the obvious here, but GIRL, PLEASE INVEST IN AN ACTUAL VIBRATOR. I will personally Venmo you the money if that’s what it takes.