People Are Tweeting About Their Valentine’s Day Fails And It’s Funny AF

by Kim Boateng Last updated on July 23rd, 2017,

Ah, yes. The morning after Valentine’s Day. It’s a time to reflect on your romantic adventures from the night before and look toward the year of romance ahead.

For some Twitter users, however, their day of love was spent making some… questionable decisions. I like to call this the Cupid Hangover (which, incidentally, I think would make an awesome brunch cocktail, as well).

There can be a lot of pressure behind a holiday like Valentine’s Day, and some people inevitably are going to snap under the expectations of being the perfect, doting partner. This, of course, leads to hilarious blunders, bizarre choices and upset boyfriends and girlfriends.

But this Valentine’s Day, Twitter users decided to memorialize these blunders through the hashtag #MyValentinesRemorse, and the tweets are killing me.

Here are just a few Twitter uses Valentine’s Day regrets:
Theresa, you made the right decision prioritizing the nuggets. Nuggets > saxy lingerie.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse Tweet about lingerie

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TBH, this sounds like a HILARIOUS idea to me. Lennen, you so crazy.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet about chocolate covered strawberries

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#MyValentinesRemorse? More like #MyValentinesWIN! #MyValentinesGoals! #MyValentinesIWish!

#MyValentinesDayRemorse about candy and champagne

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Something tells me this isn’t the only thing Mike might regret…

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on girlfriend and wife

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Well this is a bizarre, albiet creative, evening.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on a gas station sandwich

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I regret this every damn night of my life, Ahmad. #LifeRemorse

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on getting nine hours of sleep

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Sometimes, we all have to make sacrifices for the ones we love.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on bad dinner

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Yeeaahhhh… QueenBeezy, I have a few words for you.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on breaking up with ex

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Actually, I’m just going to go ahead and leave Jillian alone. For no reason. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along everyone.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse tweet on human hearts instead of chocolate hearts

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Shae, I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say you are an innovator. Don’t you regret one thing you special, special diamond in a sea of stupid, stupid pebbles.

#MyValentinesDayRemorse on using your butt as a flower vase

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At the end of the day, it’s better to have eaten nuggets and lost, then to have never eaten nuggets at all.

#Poetry

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